I have shared repeatedly that Dad never met a five-gallon pail he did not want to take home. I am convinced that more uses for them appeared to him in visions as he slept. Restaurants all along the South Shore saved their empty cooking oil buckets for him.
Originally, Dad started his cabbage plants in 5-gallon buckets to protect them from the slugs. Unfortunately, he lost his first crop because he did not poke holes in the buckets to allow for drainage. From that point on, he punched the bottom of every pail, rendering them useless for other projects.
Dad used them for bathroom facilities aboard the boat. I admit his wasn’t as fancy as this Cadillac model.
He discovered the buckets could be used for DIY Sonotubes in which to pour cement to hold fence posts. After Dad died, our son-in-law was trying to remove a gatepost and it would not budge. He dug around it only to find the post was in a buried white pail filled with cement, but that wasn’t the worst part. Ed spotted an electrical wire running through the cement. He stopped in his tracks. Was it live? Not anymore. Phew!
Dad had run a 100-foot long extension cord underground from the house to the barn. The extension cord powered his tools, lights, radio, coffee maker, toaster, hot plate and three chest freezers. That must have overloaded the electrical service. I will never understand why the whole joint didn’t burn down.
I saved my all-time favourite for last. Dad used the buckets as a weather vane and anemometer to tell the wind direction and speed as they blew back and forth and up and down the property. During a telephone conversation, Dad would comment nonchalantly, “I see the wind has changed. The buckets are blowing in the opposite direction.”
I did a little digging online and found websites and blogs dedicated exclusively to uses for five-gallon pails.
Rick M. posted the following: I’ve got just over 10,000 buckets I need to just get rid of for free. At least 5,000 are food grade five gallon, but the rest are a mix of non-food grade and smaller sizes. No hazmat ones though. Contact me.
The response to his offer was mind boggling. I chose a few of them to share with you.
Burke from San Antonio: I need just 10, in San Antonio. I would pay shipping and a reasonable price.
Pete from Atlanta: I need 50 buckets for an indoor garden.
Debra from Connecticut: I would be able to use and share with friends and neighbors – 100 buckets, please. I am also in Chicago suburbs visiting often and could use and share with friends and family- 50 buckets, please.
I. Rodriguez: I need 30 5-gallon buckets for softball and T-ball teams.
Jolene: I would like to get 18 of your free buckets, square ones, to support a dressage arena fence with PVC pipe between them. Thank you for your time!
Jim from Alabama: We need 100+ buckets for the Mobile Rock and Gem Society – nonprofit, for storing rocks and specimens for two local universities.
Omid from Florida: I need 50 buckets for an indoor garden. I live Oviedo, Florida.
Paul: I am in the epoxy installation and I use 5 gallons pails and would like where I can get them for free pick up or pay 50¢ for each pail. I need about 500 pails a year.
Joe: If you have I just need 2 with lids if possible, I’m looking for some that are ultra smooth inside for delicates and silk. My washing machine has ruined two of my delicate clothes and I am very angry with it. I can make a cheap and manual clothes washer with a bucket and a plunger. Unable to find anything I need at my local hardware stores.
It would appear that five gallon pails are exponentially more popular than I had imagined.
Chris Peterson has written a book “5-Gallon Bucket Book: DIY Projects, Hacks, and Upcycles.”
I even discovered a series of YouTube videos demonstrating uses of 5-gallon buckets:
- How to make a mouse trap.
- How to make an emergency kit.
- How to grow tomatoes.
- How to make a tree feeder.
- How to make a worm composting system.
- How to make a bike stand.
Dad is not alone in his love affair with five gallon buckets. Apparently, the joke is on me. I must have been living under a rock for the last forty years.
What about you?
Are you a closet five-gallon pail hoarder?
I cannot wait to hear how you use them.
Please leave a comment to inspire other readers.
PS:What did the big bucket say to the little bucket?
ANSWER: You look a little pail.