Do you remember an old Zellers’ Christmas commercial in which the lady of the house had completed all her preparations for a traditional dinner and was ready to welcome her guests? Ding! Dong! The doorbell rang and the hostess went to the door dressed in her Christmas finery, with one small oversight. She had forgotten to put on her skirt. Oh, the embarrassment! Now, I cannot report a comparable experience, but I have had my share of wardrobe faux pas. Let’s take…