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A TUESDAY TO REMEMBER, I MEAN FORGET…

I know it’s not Tuesday; it’s Friday, but we were on the road Wednesday and Thursday driving to Nova Scotia meaning I slept through much of those days. Tuesday was my last day in Ontario and what a day it was. I had a long “to do list”, but I had everything under control, or did I? As a rule, I go with the flow, but there is a limit and as the day wore on, I lost my sense of…

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Please, Sir, Can You Spare a Dime for My Piggy Bank…

HOW WELL DO YOU KNOW ME? Some people would claim I will do almost anything for a laugh. Others would say I am a quiet, shy, aloof person. I would never tell a lie…or would I? Below, you will find eight statements about me. Your job is to decide if each one is true or false. As our granddaughter Maddie would say, “READY, STEADY, GO!”  TRUE     Melda rode a camel in Morocco.     FALSE  TRUE     Melda asked a NS…

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cleaning woman with mop

DARN! I WISH I HAD INVENTED THE SWIFFER SWEEPER!

It was 1999. We were living and working at McConnell Funeral Home in Marmora, Ontario. I happened to be shopping at the Belleville Walmart when this energetic gaggle of young people danced toward me; more like accosted me. They were dressed the same, promoting a brand-new invention with youthful enthusiasm. And what was it? The Swiffer Sweeper.

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